The Myriad Faces of a Mumbaite Teenager....

        If you're a Teenager, Mumbaikar, and especially if  a Science student, you have seen/made these 'faces' at some point of your life. A tribute to the average teen in me and you...

1. Frankie Face :  That sophisticated look on your face while trying to decide whether to opt for a cheese frankie or cheese schezwan frankie. Is that schezwan really worth my 5 rupees? Confusing.

2. Sick-of-pic Face : The face you make while the photographer asks you to smile, after you  having taken 10 different photos, for 10 different entrance exams, in the same week, in the same studio.

3. The 'Good Samaritan' Face : The I'll-be-there-for-you-look you wear when you forward a pic of class-notes/ exam time-table to your friend via bluetooth.

4. The 'I PWNED You' Face : The jubilant look you wear  after knifing your enemy/partner while playing Counter-strike.

5. The 'You BC!' Face : This look is one that you give your OBC friend when he secures a better seat than you, having scored  lesser in the exam.

6. The Arjun-Rampal Face : The expressionless expression when your physics practical sir makes you repeat your experiment for the fourth time. You secretly want to whack him with a meter-scale, Ninja style.

7. The 'I Suck At Biology' Face : The face of the math student whose inpromptu Kidney diagram in the Biology exam ended up looking like a foetus wearing a Christmas cap.

8. The 'Scared beyond Limits' Face : The expression of a math-hating student when he moves from Limits to Integration.

9.  Connoisseur Face : The savouring look you give your best friend when he elbows you indicate that a hot girl, with well- endowed assets is passing by.

10. The Homicidal Face : This is the look you give a fellow passenger when he boards a peak-time train and have to get off at a station which comes after yours.

11. 'Footsie' Face : The 'End-of-life' exression on your face while kicking the guy sitting ahead of you in an exam, trying to 'kick' out answers from him.

12. The Aamir Face : The piercing , concern-showing, fake look you give a girl when she whines about her hundreth boyfriend dumping her. Go die, Bitch!

13. The 'Screw Chemistry' Face : The demonic look you give that one extra drop of NaOH which rendered your HCL solution dark pink, instead of light pink.You stupid Drop of a bitch!

14. The 'King of the Jungle' Face : The look of comtempt an IIT aspirant gives his fellow friend when he says he's aiming for CET. No one gives you a damn, dude.

15. 'WTF' face : The look on the students face after seeing this years MHT-CET question paper. I had one. 

                                                                                                                                                       May 17, 2012